This is a thing now. Usually, it does not involve a child who was murdered by said child's parents, but it is a thing. I've seen this somewhere before.
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This fills me with so many sads. I like you better on Deadspin, Barry. The Deadspin world is so much happier a place, what with its bears and dick jokes and jokes about bears with dicks.
I have not sat to pee since I achieved the status of being fully potty trained. So, about 2 years now (I'm 45).
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Oh, JOLIE, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?!?!
Can you write about the ethical way to hire a hooker for a night of passion-free disappointment?
Dick jokes everywhere today, son. But please avoid the Dick gifs, unless they are Dick Van Dyke Gifs.
ummmm....hmmm.....something sexist sounding, but not too horrible....oh...MAKE US A SANDWICH!!!!!
Over the TOP.
Your mom.
No.
WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?!?!
What about the Soda Stream?!?!?!
Is it too late to add a question? My question for the Special Guest is:
You see, sanders supporters are poor, white, entitled, rich, liberal, working class, young and inexperienced, old hippies, dimwitted, overeducated, jobless, overworked...I don't know. My facebook feed can't keep up.
awww, I wanna baby panda!!
ok, I must try this. because I do, generally, think most things are better with sriracha.
My only real problem with this list is that most of these things are not popcorn toppings (Sriracha, cinnamon sugar (actually, that might be tasty), soy sauce, lemon pepper (did you mix up popcorn with fish?!), etc) . They may be toppings for other things, but not popcorn.
Also WHAT THE FUCK IS FURIKAKE?! It sounds like bukkake, thus I dare not google.