stinkyburner
Negasonic Oldage Warhead
stinkyburner

Oh god, I hope this movie doesn’t take itself too seriously. I was thinking that this movie was going to be a joyful romp of merry mayhem and destruction.

I'm convinced that Zack Snyder is a sociopath.

You see, sanders supporters are poor, white, entitled, rich, liberal, working class, young and inexperienced, old hippies, dimwitted, overeducated, jobless, overworked...I don't know. My facebook feed can't keep up.

awww, I wanna baby panda!!

ok, I must try this. because I do, generally, think most things are better with sriracha.

My only real problem with this list is that most of these things are not popcorn toppings (Sriracha, cinnamon sugar (actually, that might be tasty), soy sauce, lemon pepper (did you mix up popcorn with fish?!), etc) . They may be toppings for other things, but not popcorn.

Also WHAT THE FUCK IS FURIKAKE?! It sounds like bukkake, thus I dare not google.

Wouldn't you want it built off an armored car platform in the first place? Maybe a heavily modified armored car already? Or an ambulance?

Not to mention his hard-on for the Holy Grail and the Ten Commandments.

“I was am such a terrible person”

he warned us that there would be no Funbag this week, because he's a weasely little shit.

My 5 year old was watching ant-man over the weekend. He started quoting Hank Pym: "You're fully of shit, Scott."

Every time my fourth grade class had a period in the school library, every SINGLE boy, including myself, spent at least 5 to 10 minutes crowded in the corner searching for boobs in the National Geographics. Then we’d see some saggy old ones and we'd go find something to read.

you should seek professional help. I don't know what kind of professional necessarily, but professional.

Actually, we need a Dadspin explainer for when your kid figures out how to get around the porn filters.

Of course, but it’s just stupid to say that Batman somehow has a character flaw because he won’t kill the Joker, which allows the Joker to keep killing people. If Batman, or the State for that matter, killed the Joker, then there would be no more Joker stories. Which would be a stupid way to waste a compelling

No, the Batman’s ‘failure’ to murder the Joker is not a character flaw. The fact that the Joker continues to live and escape prison over and over again only to commit more murder is a failure by the State to use the death penalty or to otherwise confine him in such a manner that escape is rendered impossible. And,

Spoiler: She gets raped.