Oh really? Do you have video? I saw him in 2005 and he was such. a. dick to the audience. He used to be outwardly hostile to fans! But I just saw him earlier this month and he was so great, and had some of the best and friendliest stage banter ever.

Oh my god.
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"Actually, analytics refers to a type of bug that lives in your butt."

I'll take that further. He needs to fire everyone around him period. All those corporate pieces of shit that urged him to become an automaton brand instead of a feeling human being. Every publicist, advisor, agent etc. etc. What his life has been, mentally, is a lie. The key to returning to golf greatness for him is…

I'm surprised she knows what a pass is considering she's been married to Kobe Bryant for all these years.

I'm sorry but honestly, she choose him. She had her own demons and he wasn't RESPONSIBLE for them. We talk about how women shouldn't bear the brunt of men having to control themselves and women aren't the keepers of male sexuality here all the time. And I 100% agree with that sentiment. On the flip side, a woman's…

PENIS BITTEN THROUGH PANTS WHILE WRESTLING BY BROTHER.

For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.

+1 there is no Yoshi but the Yoshi

in a Yoshi cap in a Yoshi cap

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Conservative white moms are our nations greatest threat.

Well, I have to think that wearing his jersey like this is really not helping things.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

Hermann went on to say that "those slapping sounds you hear are us disciplining our fans."

Gawker Media: Where We Excoriate White People For Trying to Rap but Encourage Them to Write Overwrought Musings on Hip Hop

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

Fast forward to fall of 2013 when I started dating my girlfriend. She's from California and couldn't know/care less about football. She finds out I am a fanatical Jets fan and hears me bitch about Mark Sanchez one day and says "Oh I know that name, who is that?" Once I inform her she says "Ohhhh that's the football…