Replace him with Jonah Hill!

I’ll tell you what the play is, you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!

This will always be a thing until we have a place outside where we can properly tether our children.

I had this procedure done at 20 after becoming a teen parent. No fuss, no muss, and very few regrets about it. Given the fact that they have options where you can set it up to be reversible, I don't see why more guys make the investment. It's great!

I had the oddest feeling of a cloudiness momentarily departing. It was as if someone had oil-slicked my synapses, such that thoughts could whip and whistle their way across the mind without the friction I'd come to experience as thought itself. I felt an immense affection for the spectacle before me, but it was as if…

Pam Oliver is a beautiful woman. I can't believe she's 53. I also don't think Erin Andrews, or any of these new hires, are going to last that long, so kudos to Pam.

"That'ssssssssss ssssssssssssSOOOO ssssssssstereotypical!"

I love hearing about this story via Gawker, and then hearing the argument as to why it's such an awful story on Deadspin. Well played, Nick Denton.

She looks awfully familiar...

Stay tuned next week for our "Even Dog the Bounty Hunter Thinks the Redskins Have a Racist Name" special!

If you're ever up for an exercise in futility, may I strongly suggest Ghosts n' Goblins. Holy shit.

Tan Mom Music Video. Your argument is invalid.

do a search on YouTube for "Kelly Starrett back pain" and watch all of his videos. His stuff has helped me recover from knee, back and shoulder injuries. His website is rich with information too.

I think we know who's going to be making the car payments here...

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I had already given second place to pretty much anything running on the Gawker website.

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