Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’d watch the hell out of a buddy-cop movie starring Nelly and Piazza.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

he really puts the ass in Kpassagnon

RIP Georgia Dome. You were almost old enough to rent a car through most major car rental agencies.

by every barometer, the quality of the game is better on Thursday night.”

Not pictured: Wiggins doing the Iccy shuffle off the court

Those brown rye chip things you find in Chex Mix are hands down the most excellent of all the chips. And yes, I’m the guy who picks them out of the bowl and leaves you with the refuse.

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

Wat? I live in SWATL and I see more Falcons gear in my neighborhood than anywhere else in the metro, the Falcons are the football team of black Atlanta. You must be thinking of the dawgs.

Schröder’s dis - he both did and did not insult your mother. 

You know, it’s not the golden shower that bothered me that much, it was the detailed reports of literally every member of Trump’s inner circle meeting at one time or another with Russian intelligence officials.

“i pooted”

Is the guy fucking one of the letters from the Nazi SS logo?