I want to marry your son

THIS IS THE HOTTEST TAKE

Counterpoint:

He is definitely an outside Dogg

I’d still like to hit her prime

Protip: For couples with young children, you may want to suggest doing dinner AFTER the kids’ bedtime, at their place.

The Greeks. Dropping bombs on Aussies since 1843

Chic-fil-a cow

Note: Josh Naylor will be represented in court by Johnnie Cochran and Associates, who have extensive experience with knife pranks

Beat me to it

Order shall not be restored until they shave the goatees.

6. West (if Khalil Musa Amar)

Mike the Tiger, of Baton Rouge, is survived by his brother, Tony, 23. In respect of the family’s wishes, Mike will be buried in an unmarked Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrave

+1 loose interpretation of the term

Buster Olney’s face is lumps

And he’s cruising for a braising