Never offer a favor unconditionally to a stranger. “I’d be happy to switch, person who didn’t plan far enough ahead, but only if it’s another aisle seat.”  Don’t get up until they can meet your conditions.

LOUD NOISES

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I know, but I still cling to hope despite my knowing better.

Which is why I hope he can be shamed out of the race before they wake up.

That really is the worst part.  We had a choice, and somehow we chose... that.

Not necessarily. I’ve got a bad habit of wanting to tell an amusing story, but feeling like I have to set up a lot of groundwork first for context. By the time I get to the actual story, I’ve usually lost my audience.

100%

This isn’t an Arby’s?

You say that’s a problem.  I say it’s a feature.

This nonsense makes me realize I’m reaching a breaking point with Apple. I’m gonna beg off a little responsibility for my lifelong Apple loyalty by pointing out I was inducted in the cult when I was 10. But even though I’ve always recognized Apple was at least 50% status symbol, for a long time (during the Jobs eras,…

I’ve been wanting to get back into podcasts lately, and I’ve had a hell of a time finding the little guys anymore. It’s all celebrities and conglomerate networks. I had my own podcast for years, and I’d have no idea how to market it now, either. (Not that I had any idea how to back when I was hosting the thing, to be…

I’ve no doubt it’s targeted at the Fox News right-wing nutjob set. Who cares about consequences so long as you can scrape a couple more pennies together?

I’m fine with bigger players coming in. I just wish that didn’t seem to correspond with making it so much harder to find the little guys. I enjoy the bigger shows that are widely relatable, but I also want the niche folk in their basement recording for fun.

Solving crimes isn’t the goal.  Punishing someone is.  And feeding more profits into the prison system.

As a Coloradan, I’d just like to say, good riddance.

Can you get your ass clean enough wiping it with self-congratulatory shit?

I would be so tempted to call this dipshit’s bluff. DM Rafi. Screenshot it. Publicly tag dipshit.  Collect checks.

Forgive me for being very white and very out of touch, but how do you pronounce Ty Dolla $ign?  Just “Ty Dolla Sign” or “Ty Dolla Dolla Sign Sign”?

So don’t. That’s your decision. But decisions have consequences, and the consequence of avoiding the Epic store is losing out on exclusives. The consequence for a developer signing an exclusivity deal should not be death threats and never-ending harassment, regardless of what you think of the deal or the Epic store.