Also filed to: Shit we were saying in 2016

The olive oil drizzle and the sauce smear are going to age about as well as two chives on an omelet or a random bit of curly parsley on the plate.

More power to her, then. She’s not the first and won’t be the last. If anything, she can bring eyes to serious issues that career politicians are too terrified to touch.

Woman that was openly dating 20 men with their full knowledge in the context of a show about a woman dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two but acted like he wasn’t.

If the landlord accepts it, then yes, we are all geniuses.  

A family member went through that recently.  Her ex-husband never figured out the difference.

I have absolutely been the source of my relationship’s sexual dry spells recently. However, I’m now working through whether or not I sometimes am a woman (genderfluid), so I’m not sure what that does to the statistic. Sex life has improved immensely since I started facing my dysphoria, though.

The problem is, you need some purple states to get on board, which doesn’t seem likely. There was zero chance California was going to turn Trump, right? I assume that means he loses nothing if he’s left off their ballot.  (Which isn’t to say you’re wrong, just that I’m cynical.)

Maybe his schtick works better at the city and state level, because I never minded Hick as mayor or governor. But goddamn is he embarrassing now.

Plenty of us are well aware.  Just not enough yet.

Because people with even a bare-minimum education are less likely to be virulent racists who get off on the torture of small children?  I’d be curious to know how many who do have a diploma were home-schooled by nutjob parents.

It’s time to abandon this mole hill. The battle is lost.

Launch day owner, and I’ve pretty much abandoned playing my Switch in handheld mode the past six months or so due to drift. I also had a hell of a hard time with Tetris 99 because both of my Pro Controllers register random occasional ups on the d-pad.

Someone probably should, except I wouldn’t wish the hell of digging through years of Trump’s timeline on anyone who’d do a decent job of it.

Who cares?  It’s Amazon’s failure, not active fraud on the part of the buyer.

I have a launch-day Switch, and had no problems up until a few months ago. It started with Tetris 99. I noticed errant up-drops, and had to turn them off because they were wrecking games. I thought I was just f’ing up my inputs, but then I confirmed there was an issue with my Pro controller by checking the button…

Fingers crossed Elon volunteers to be the first human test.

In a sane world, Dems would be the right wing, DemSocs the left wing, and the GOP would have died twenty years ago.  But that’s about the time I decided to grow a goatee, so now I’m realizing we must have dropped into the Mirror Universe somewhere along the line.

I have a decent position with a decent company who offers “decent” healthcare, and my insurance is still trash.  These rich assholes need to realize *their* health insurance is not *our* health insurance.  I have no doubt *their* insurance is greased to keep them happy with the industry when it’s time to vote.

I disagree. I’ve yet to see any Conservative listen to criticism from any side; they just attack every critic until the critic shuts up or leaves. I mean, one of the founders of the goddamn House Freedom Caucus, whose members are the most conservative in the House, left the GOP because of the backlash he received for…