Yup. Got a 7 Plus for me (matte black) and my wife (rose gold) on the way.

I’ve been to B-dubs once, many many years ago, but still know it’s B-dubs. It’s Buffalo (a single B) Wild Wings (two Ws), thus B-dubs is the natural nickname. I was raised a raised a Jehovah’s Witness, and will shorten that to JWs when I’m writing about it, and my internal pronunciation while writing is Jay-Dubs, as…

I believe there’s an inverse-square law at work with video games sports: the easier it is to actually round up some friends and play the real sport, the less fun the video game version will be.

#ImWithTacos #ImWithHer

On the one hand, fuck Bill Cosby and everything he’s ever done. May he rot in hell.

Gene Wilder’s sense of comedic timing was perfection itself. Every time I watch any of his performances, I’m in awe of it.

There are plenty of places and plenty of times where you could conceivably claim to be passing for hundreds of miles. “If I get in the right lane now, I’m just going to have to get back in the left in a minute to pass the next car, so I’ll stay where I am.” Never mind that if you got over now, the person behind you…

Corporal Crawl

I don’t fly anymore. Living in Colorado I’m within reasonable-to-only-slightly-uncomfortable day-driving distance from just about everywhere in the country. Between the indignities of the TSA and the time lost to delays and cancellations, it’s just not worth it.

My iviolable rules of air travel are the exact opposite.

While we may not have missed much, this is still indicative of why I don’t go out of my way to watch NBC’s broadcasts. When I tune into a live event, I’d like it to be live and I’d like it to be complete.

I feel like Magic is more of a cult now, although that may be that I’m just bitter about my Avatar of Woe deck falling out of tournament contention.

Do it. Then tell us about it.

“I’m the goddamn paterfamilias!”

I tried a community fencing class a few years ago in my late 20s. It was a ton of fun, but my head’s too big for the helmets, which gave me terrible headaches.

I love how the picture in the Jozy Altidore article has two dudes (and a bunch of kids) not covering their hearts, but it’s only him called out. I wonder why....

I was raised a Witness. We were always taught to stand out of respect, but not to participate. Maybe they’ve changed their teaching (it’s been almost twenty years since I lapsed), but there were several Supreme Court fights that affirmed the right to not participate. The jingoists are always gonna jingo, I guess.

During a scene where all the characters are shown their true desires by Enchantress, Harley Quinn’s ultimate fantasy is to be a normie mother of two kids with a sans-makeup Joker.

I bought a new 2015 Charger on 2/29. Before March had ended, I was getting “HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOUR WARRANTY IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE AND YOU’RE GOING TO DIE IN A FIREBALL” mail. They’ve tapered off a bit, finally, but there was a week there where I got at least one a day, and three in a single day. Some of them even had…

Maybe if the in-game radar was working again, but until some updates actually iron out the numerous bugs, this is fair game in my eyes.