2) This tweet of Laura’s is fucking disgusting.

I clicked just for the Muppets reference. Thank you.

I’m pretty sure it’s a race thing. I have no hard data to back this up, but at the time Tebow became a phenonenom, it felt like most of the college and NFL players who were particularly vocal about thanking God during and after the game were black. The white players tended to be more reserved; they’d say they were…

So, the pizza guillotine is sort of a thing.

I was trying to figure out how to make a case for Colorado, and this just gave it to me. Dam the Colorado River at the border, and the southwest dies of thirst.

I own this saw, and it’s great. I did have a bit of an issue cutting a 2x8 for a project, but nothing I couldn’t work with. Otherwise, I’ve built medicine cabinets and pet gates and pet ramps, and the ability to set up exactly where the cut will be for consistent lengths makes this a must-have over just a standard…

I own this saw, and it’s great. I did have a bit of an issue cutting a 2x8 for a project, but nothing I couldn’t…

Too bad you failed to understand the context of the time and culture this essay was written in.

I don’t like rewatching the Will Smith/Margo Robbie interview, because it feels like she was legitimately scared of him. It was weird, and probably just my own experiences coloring the scene.

That’s how I see it, too.

Reverse-sidepoint: dogs just want to eat, and hugs don’t typically involve food.

I think it’s worth mentioning that you can link two of these speakers together to play audio from a single source. They’re also The Wirecutter’s pick for best Bluetooth speaker. Just bought two.

I think it’s worth mentioning that you can link two of these speakers together to play audio from a single source.…

The last two years of my career have been built upon Google results.

The two biggest features I use are tables and INDEX-MATCH.

VW wants nothing more than for people to forget this ever happened and move on to buying their cars again. I’d say this guy wasn’t protesting VW so much as he was protesting our tendency to move on to the next scandal without actually fixing anything from the last one.

I’d agree with the article to keep it to yourself if you’re just trying to hurt the other person or if you realize the affair was a larger sign that the relationship needs to be ended. All you’re contributing at that point is more pain and misery to a situation that’s probably already bad, so better just to leave…

“It is unfortunate that scheduling conflicts on this nature arise from time to time we were called out on our bullshit, but we are dedicated to working through all hurdles with our customers making last minute conciliatory gestures to deliver satisfactory options in an attempt to alleviate the public relations…

I started watching the Palin sketch, but couldn’t finish it, primarily because Trump’s the sympathetic voice, and that made me want to vomit. I was hoping to see Palin and Trump try to out-crazy each other, or at least have Trump be all-in supportive of Palin’s speech, as it just got weirder and weirder.

Yeah, but there only six. If there truly were a god, we’d see the NFC East or AFC South with a fourway tie of 3-13 teams.

We switched off our unlimited plan a year and a half ago. Because of AT&T’s convoluted family pricing scheme, it worked out that the cheapest option was the 10 GB shared across three lines. The only time we ever even came close to using all our data was when my mother was without internet at home for a while and using…

This cover doesn’t say, “Hey, you wanna fuck?” to me. Rather, it says, “I’m the goddamn queen, and none of you can touch me.” As it should.