I feel like Magic is more of a cult now, although that may be that I’m just bitter about my Avatar of Woe deck falling out of tournament contention.

Do it. Then tell us about it.

“I’m the goddamn paterfamilias!”

I tried a community fencing class a few years ago in my late 20s. It was a ton of fun, but my head’s too big for the helmets, which gave me terrible headaches.

I love how the picture in the Jozy Altidore article has two dudes (and a bunch of kids) not covering their hearts, but it’s only him called out. I wonder why....

I was raised a Witness. We were always taught to stand out of respect, but not to participate. Maybe they’ve changed their teaching (it’s been almost twenty years since I lapsed), but there were several Supreme Court fights that affirmed the right to not participate. The jingoists are always gonna jingo, I guess.

During a scene where all the characters are shown their true desires by Enchantress, Harley Quinn’s ultimate fantasy is to be a normie mother of two kids with a sans-makeup Joker.

I bought a new 2015 Charger on 2/29. Before March had ended, I was getting “HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOUR WARRANTY IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE AND YOU’RE GOING TO DIE IN A FIREBALL” mail. They’ve tapered off a bit, finally, but there was a week there where I got at least one a day, and three in a single day. Some of them even had…

Maybe if the in-game radar was working again, but until some updates actually iron out the numerous bugs, this is fair game in my eyes.

2) This tweet of Laura’s is fucking disgusting.

I clicked just for the Muppets reference. Thank you.

I’m pretty sure it’s a race thing. I have no hard data to back this up, but at the time Tebow became a phenonenom, it felt like most of the college and NFL players who were particularly vocal about thanking God during and after the game were black. The white players tended to be more reserved; they’d say they were…

So, the pizza guillotine is sort of a thing.

I was trying to figure out how to make a case for Colorado, and this just gave it to me. Dam the Colorado River at the border, and the southwest dies of thirst.

I own this saw, and it’s great. I did have a bit of an issue cutting a 2x8 for a project, but nothing I couldn’t work with. Otherwise, I’ve built medicine cabinets and pet gates and pet ramps, and the ability to set up exactly where the cut will be for consistent lengths makes this a must-have over just a standard…

I own this saw, and it’s great. I did have a bit of an issue cutting a 2x8 for a project, but nothing I couldn’t…

Too bad you failed to understand the context of the time and culture this essay was written in.

I don’t like rewatching the Will Smith/Margo Robbie interview, because it feels like she was legitimately scared of him. It was weird, and probably just my own experiences coloring the scene.

That’s how I see it, too.

Reverse-sidepoint: dogs just want to eat, and hugs don’t typically involve food.

I think it’s worth mentioning that you can link two of these speakers together to play audio from a single source. They’re also The Wirecutter’s pick for best Bluetooth speaker. Just bought two.

I think it’s worth mentioning that you can link two of these speakers together to play audio from a single source.…