“Well here’s your problem. The engine’s in the wrong place!”

Like many entities that are enabled or strengthened simply by being acknowledged as existing, continuing to ignore it seems to be the best strategy.

Yeah, I think I just realized that about myself, too.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

I’m pretty sure one of the main prerequisites for becoming an instagram influencer is having zero interest in the world around you.  This totally checks out.

At her pace, could she have gotten lapped while on the first loop and then just unthinkingly followed the people who lapped her?

Is it possible they didn’t realize they were supposed to double loop and she legit thinks she ran a half marathon when she, in fact, did not?

Cheating, and then complaining about people not believing it? Sound like Tiesi-Manziel...(puts on sunglasses)...ran like a diva.

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

Cheating, and then complaining about people not believing it? Sound like Tiesi-Manziel...(puts on sunglasses)...ran like a diva.

Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.

I’m old.

Since there is no mechanism to record tips automatically (Sonic doesn’t have a tip line when you pay with credit card or app), the employer would have to be claiming tip earning employee status on cash only tips and then the employee would somehow have to prove they’re not getting those tips the employer is claiming.

It could also just be brand protection.

Sports culture is bullying culture.

Cool ranch dorito crusted fried chicken. Make it happen

What’s wrong with that?

100%

I miss Elmer.