You know what’s a better gift than whiskey stones? Whiskey. A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

Not only are Mack’s takes good, they are good six months before the story even publishes!

It’s SO much worse than that

for wanting to use expensive plates on the nicest dinner of the year which he never gets the chance to use that have probably just been sitting in a box for years?

I wouldn’t read too much into that.

The fastest-growing breakfast item was the peanut butter acai bowl, which is weirdly specific.

I smell a “study” designed to get headlines.

Make the study period 24 hours instead of 3 and see if your results change

Here’s how the experiment, conducted on 76 college students, played out. Students had no access to food for three hours, and had their phones taken away for two hours,

Never get married, my friend.

*eyeroll*

“We're gonna power the car with LASERS!"

With due respect to Chuck, and due consideration that Clarkson has a tendancy to be a pompous dick... the fact that Chuck broke the sound barrier doesn’t automatically make him right. I’m generally inclined to agree with people who were there, and Chuck’s an awesome dude no matte what, but it’s not like America…

Please go directly to any north woods Wisconsin supper club and have someone show you how to correctly make a classic old-fashioned. 

What other brand is out besides Toyota? I only scrolled through it quickly.

We can’t find the keys to your trade in we were evaluating.

When will people learn that a trailer for a game over a year out from release is not necessarily a 100% accurate representation of the end product? It’s a work in progress in 2018 right up until the final patch is uploaded to the servers ffs.

This sounds like a bunch of pansy, loser Pac-12 talk! Boy, if you want to win in SEC FOOTBAW you’ve got to MAN UP! Ain’t got no time for your snowflake mentality of ‘common human decency’! That won’t beat Georgia or LSU. Sheeit, son, it won’t even be good enough to beat Vanderbilt! Get your mind right!

“former student”

I’m an A&M alum, so I might be biased. But they should come down as hard as possible on this kind of “coaching.” I don’t care if the program gets pushed back to the Stone Age. This gets young men injured and killed. Zero tolerance. Common human decency should outweigh money and winning.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.