This movie is going to be a hot mess, isn’t it? And after the fan rage following The Last Jedi, I am so excited to see the shitshow.

You keep being you, Lance.

IT WAS LIKE THE ALAMO

YES DAVID

Lifelong Boba Fett fan here. They should let him rest in the Sarlacc pit in peace. I’ll still go watch it though.

It’s really wonderful that they made the track-focused game of the series have so many off-road cars from Horizon. Gotta get that car count up somehow. I didn’t buy it anyway.

The Lunar Rover level on Gran Turismo 6 was a huge pain in the ass.

20 of them and counting.

That sketch was excruciatingly bad.

Teenagers are the worst

“Oh this is neat.”

Guy who takes up two spots and puts a rope around his monstrosity is a dick.

Hennessey decline an interview with Jalopnik??? SHOCKED! SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

Cam is crazy. But watching some of his videos when I was really into archery kind of helped me get started with running in the first place.

Alex Roy is that you?

I realize taking a kart up that hill would be tough, but boy howdy does going down that hill in a kart seem a bit scary.

Wouldn’t importing meat only continue the same trend? Poor countries would increase meat production to meet demand. Greenhouse gas production increases. Americans pay more for meat because domestic production is forbidden. Only the wealthy get meat. Poors eat soylent.

Here’s your semi-weekly reminder that the Ewoks were nasty little creatures that were going to eat our heroes and got the better of a battalion of Stormtroopers.

Please no Jedi. Please no Jedi. Please no Jedi. Please no Jedi. Please no Jedi. Please no Jedi. Please no Jedi. Please no Jedi. Please no Jedi.