My wife and I took a train from Seattle to Vancouver awhile back. Parts of the route (specifically anything by water) were scenic, but a lot of it was in-land farm country. I imagine that’s the majority of cross-country rail trips that either don’t go through mountains or skirt a coast.

(Insert fat Americans joke here)

Looks cramped. Basically a cruise ship on rails. But yeah, just put some fancy shit in it and sell it as “luxury.”

“... and fellow guest Amy Schumer...”

ok

We have a disaster training facility where I live. They frequently recruit local college kids to be “victims.” Fun times.

This story is extremely fascinating... but this metaphor...

$120 seems oddly reasonable for a LEGO set of this size.

Myers’ team found evidence of links to depression and dysphoria (general dissatisfaction with life)

Fixed it for you

I’ve heard that Texas A&M is still losing money over its move to the SEC because of various fees it’s still paying off. Once the athletic department gets past all that, there’s a real possibility that the TV money they touted (and were promised) in the move could be quite a bit less because of the changing landscape.…

The passenger narrating his own demise is probably the best part of this video. And if I had been the pilot, I would have kicked him out over the water and said the door malfunctioned.

You should audition

Google (in a private browser window on my phone) tells me that’s what it was

It’s a horrible thing to remember. Inescapable.

Negative this was in Texas

Similar story (high school trip, hotel room) but it was about guys who twisted their junk like a clown tying balloons — on stage. I remember this because it scarred me forever.

My wife watches Law & Order SVU. When it’s on, I know it’s going to be a night in the bathroom. Just kidding. I’m married. Every night is bathroom night.

We were pulled over doing 85 in a 65. On our way to my parents’ town 10 hours away for a wedding shower. Official reason for letting us go? He didn’t want to ruin our wedding shower weekend. Unofficial reason? Mostly likely the same reason I’ve gotten out of 5 other tickets since I got it: my concealed handgun…

Is it Jim Harbaugh in Rome or Jim Rome in Harbaugh? Makes you think.