Where would we be if Carl Monday wasn’t keeping our streets safe? Cleveland would be a living hell without Monday.

We’re tiny and insignificant. Nothing matters.

As these things usually go, the value on the open market will eventually (if it hasn’t already) far outweigh any value it offers as a race track in need of an overhaul. I’m sure it was an investment in land, not the track, back in 2006.

I GOTS MY RIGHTS! I DRIVE WHEREVER I DANG WELL PLEASE!

Looks like driving with a suspended license is a Class B (first time) or Class A misdemeanor (second and subsequent times) in Kansas. Sooo... up to 6 months to a year in county jail. Somehow I still don’t think that will stop her.

[Insert Danny Kannell shouting about the “WAR ON FOOTBALL!” here.]

Bitchin’ is the word you’re looking for.

Some people argue that you shouldn’t own a dog if they have to stay inside (in air conditioning) all day and you don’t have 50 acres for them to run around on. I don’t agree with these people.

You could argue the same point for us squishy humans going anywhere. It’s simply too dangerous for us to leave the house. We all accept a modicum of risk in everything we do.

Me? I’m diving into a pool of Pappy Van Winkle. Not only would it bring me great joy, but I bet that I could easily rebottle all of the bourbon and sell it off to hipsters and other assorted typewriter owners for a small discount.

This pretty much explains why I largely felt like Michael Giacchino copied John Williams’ homework but tweaked it a little so nobody would notice. I liked it... but it really wasn’t that different.

I am one with the Force. The Force is with me. Praise be the Force.

“Spending money on the military and not helping the people? Sounds like my kind of leader. Those lazy people should go plant a farm or something.” - Republicans, probably

Welcome to Westworld, where we promise not to kill you. Maybe.

Weren’t the Nebulon-B ships basically Mon Calamari specific? I seem to remember reading something about Rogue One that said they were actually multiple ships that “organically” grew into one large ship because that’s how the Mon Calamari wanted them? Or something like that.

UGH OF COURSE the Father of All Bombs is more powerful than the Mother of All Bombs because SEXIST world leaders. MOTHER CAN BE JUST AS STRONG IF NOT STRONGER.

Good troll.

This needs one of those “watch to the end” tags

When I was a young sports writer in Middle-of-Nowhere, New Mexico, I was the beat writer for a nearby town that had won several high school football state championships.

How is this different from what they actually did... build a bunch of hyper-expensive homologation specials?