He is Jeremy Piven’s character from The Kingdom.

Yeah because people only shoot up schools and shopping malls in America. No need for armed security anywhere else.

Wut?

Story time: When I was a wee lad, we had county livestock shows in a giant aluminum domed building in January. To combat the horrible acoustics associated with such a design, a very large tarp was suspended from the roof.

These company names were ripped straight out of a George Lucas screenplay.

Can’t wait for Statcast to expose players for diving when the (a) shouldn’t, or (b) shouldn’t have to.

Tom Hiddleston is a garbage actor. I really wanted to like the Night Manager, but the villains basically had to play dumb the entire time because Hiddleston’s ‘under cover poker face’ was absolute garbage. “Aw, shucks, I don’t know how that happened. That’s sooooo weird. Wasn’t me.”

Pretty much the only benefit to exotic “game” meet (usually farm raised if you didn’t kill it yourself) is that it’s leaner than beef. That obviously makes it not as juicy or as tasty to our stubborn palates. Plus it’s usually expensive as shit. Just eat chicken.

Alanis is a Longhorn, unfortunately.

I don’t want to be that old cantankerous guy shaking his fist at the sky... but the fact that almost all of the people on the track that were “helping” the two wrecked cars also had their iPhones out and filming.... makes me angry.

That might have been his predecessor:

Odds that the accuser is either (a) an unhappy ex, (b) somebody who was turned down by a cheerleader, or (c) somebody who either didn’t make the team or was kicked off?

“Don’t punch a gift horse in the mouth.” - Joey Bautista, probably

HOW EXCITED IS THE PADDOCK THAT FERRARI WANTS TO COME PLAY TOO???

SEO WORKS!

This is it. Just shut down the Deadspin comments. Nothing will come close to this.

lololololol

Rockstar is garbage.

The worst thing I can remember is guys slapping each other in the nuts and that stopped REAL quick after a classmate suffered a injury and had to have surgery. Outside of that, incoming freshmen were forced to propose to girls or sing “You are my sunshine.” What the hell is wrong with kids? *shakes fist at sky*

Hazing at my high school was crawling on the ground to a nearby girl and then either proposing or singing “You are my sunshine.” WTF is up with this sodomy shit all the kids are doing now? And why is it continuing to be a problem after kids are repeatedly arrested for it? (That’s a dumb questions because teenagers do…