We shouldn’t be surprised that a man who has never faced any consequences for his crimes is confused that he may actually face some consequences for his crimes.

It is a political process with very few rules. His “accusers” are the House Representatives who vote for the article of impeachment.

I wish I could just get the hell out of this country right now

And you’re a racist shitbag. Does that mean literally everything you say at all times is racist? No.

So, I am guessing we are entering the ‘cult leader can have sex with the members wives and daughters’ phase of the cult now. 

But he said “the POTUS said no quid pro quo!”

Sure, but your kid also swears up and down they didn’t eat the cake you left on the table, despite having chocolate smeared all over their face. “The deliverable” is the spongy remnants of double-chocolate-fudge-cake spackled onto Trump’s face like the money shot in a bad…

Yep, that's all they are going to focus on.

“Trump’s well-documented affairs didn’t happen,, but if they did, it’s fine! It’s only bad when a woman does it, even though I claim she has less self-control because of her hormones!”

When the super Christian, stable genius president does it, it’s NOT a sin!

Now that I know she’s fucking I just slid into her DM’s. Fingers crossed 

Even allowing for the gender double-standard that Wohl articulated which surely exists within the dimmer segment of our society, I still cannot get over that these two dipshits think carrying on an extramarital affair would be career-ending in the era of Trump.

Trump made what was a political redline in another OhYou1.jpeg moment.

All of that stuff is being destroyed. And guess what? Trump won’t get in any trouble for it.

don’t deny the charges—simply act as if soliciting foreign help to investigate a political rival and influence an election is extremely fine and normal

Every interview Trump has given he has confessed to multiple crimes including obstruction of justice when he fired Comey.  It’s just that no one has done anything about it.

Trump’s main strategy (such as it is) to fight the coming battle: don’t deny the charges—simply act as if soliciting foreign help to investigate a political rival and influence an election is extremely fine and normal.

Can we officially put to rest the notion held by some that this is all some nefarious masterwork and accept that he’s just a narcissistic old fool that does whatever the fuck he feels like, even if it’s in his own best interest not to?

Can we work in Pope Thrower?

Oooh, do I smell fan fiction? Troymaine Pope, Pope of Troy, Maine

If Michigan State, Ohio State, and Penn State have taught us anything, it’s that nothing is too low for the Big-10, especially relative to the fine upstanding institutions of higher learning in the far superior academic conference that is the Southeastern Conference.