Think he got that hernia from pulling them bootstraps too hard?

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If the NFL wants the benefit of a minor league, they should establish and fund one.

I’m not a lawyer but have a degree in Law & Order and I’m picking up subtle clues that you are possibly a fan of the Clemson and therefore have lost credibility in your prima facie post.

The exact same thing could be said of baseball players, and yet they’re allowed to be picked right out of high school and the the MLB teams play (barely, but they do pay) to develop them rather than relying on a third party to develop their talent for them.

I do feel bad for the government workers who have to be subjected to this kind of financial stress, especially at this time of the year, because the big baby wants his stupid wall.

Hail to the Chief will be replaced with Law & Order’s DUN DUN.

If we need to, we can have the two other women on the court pull of a weekend-at-bernies situation.

Clean water in Flint; emergency relief in non red states during storm seasons; crashing stock markets, partly driven by an idiotic tariff bickering; strategic withdrawals that will hobble anymore alliances for years to come.

Whip up 2/3rds vote to veto-proof this piece and get the fuck out of there then.

Just goes to show you the importance of symbolism, especially when that symbol is a big grey “Fuck off, we’re full” of a wall.

“That’s what the fuck serving in Congress has come to.”

Yeah, but, if someone was like, “here’s 10 million dollars for 10 years, and you can’t drink beer,” I like beer as much as the next SCOTUS justice, but I think I would manage.

They really ought to adopt this model of debate in our Congress. I remember being shocked a few years ago when I visited the House chamber during the ACA debate to find numerous members ascending to the podium and acting for the cameras while absolutely none of the few people on the floor even pretended to listen to…

His bot followers are dropping like approved Splinter commenters.

I still get pissed - genuinely pissed - at the mere sound of his voice. I hear him on the news in that raspy bray and just ... ugh, man.

Not an hour goes by where I don’t marvel in sheer disbelief that this man is the President of the United States.

Trump dying because of a rage stroke (possibly while on the toilet) has to be the odds on favorite for cause of death.