That looks like a building that should sell factory-direct mattresses or unfinished furniture.

This is still America and soccer still doesn’t count.

You were cleaning something, alright.

Hot take: Any adult who actually needs to be told that in 2017 deserves to be poisoned.

If I were a teacher at that school, I’d tell the Super Nintendo to pound sand then take my class out.

Yes...this is just another example of the folks at BIG ECLIPSE SUNGLASSES taking advantage of the situation.

People will go blind today

Oh please let the mass Darwin Awards of 2017 be the result of this article.

His response is always the opposite of what Obama would do, so I guess he has to come out and say he likes sailors who don’t get killed in collisions.

Way ahead of their time and on point.

Well. I was born in Fairfax, grew up in Fairfax County, went to high school in Alexandria, went to college in DMV, bought my first home in the DC suburbs, and live right now in the western DC suburbs. You are a clown.

Hillary Clinton, Establishment Neoliberal, didn’t set foot in WI the entire campaign. And yet she still did better with WI voters than Russ Feingold, progressive icon, who was there every single day. What lesson should we learn from this?

I want my name to be spaghetti

lol

That’s what I meant by the first option.

Freeze: Well son, how’d you like to play with yourself for me this fall?

Once they’ve launched their new vertical Cumpete

I guess he never watched breaking bad.