I hope everything goes well for you!!

I’m 49 and my son is 7 months old. I can almost guarantee that Hilary Swank and many of the other women on this list conceived the same way I did after a decade of infertility: in a lab, probably using someone else’s eggs.

I applaud her and am happy to give her any older mama tips she might want.

I’m absolutely…

I’m so glad to have found your writing and can’t wait to see what you do next.  Love what you’ve built, and it won’t be the same without you.

My whole family moved to the ranch for Covid to make sure my 82 year old dad got through ok (everyone’s vaccinated now, yay!) and have been living in the country for a year. The copperheads and water moccasins were particularly bad last year, so I sent everyone one of these:

I was real invested in the cake(?) he was holding and if it would make it through the fracas intact. I believe it did. I believe he deserves an extra piece at the office birthday party he was taking it to. He may well deserve the whole damned sheet.

My father-in-law loves Phil Collins because he wears khakis.

So this is the Shamrock Hilton Hotel swimming pool in Houston, Tx. At the time it was built, it was the largest hotel pool in the world. And until 1987, it was two blocks from my house.

I’m wondering if they in their small, not quite able to comprehend the world around them heads think that mask=Democrat and extrapolate from there. They don’t understand that, as obnoxious and loud as they are, they’re the minority. 

And dogs. The dogs are happy. And they’re keeping me sane.

Yeah. I still have a feedly stream. Most of the feeds that I brought over from Google Reader are dead.

These guys are happy for this sort of coverage. 

My husband has a friend who bought a $6000 mattress under the assumption that the Astros will pull through via Mattress Mac.

We live in a weird city.

https://twitter.com/garius/status/1181915371374338050?s=20 It’s been started. 

90 percent of the salads I eat—like the one I’m eating right now—are out of a take out Tupperware that came to me via takeout Hot and Boiled Beef.

I bring a lot of salad to work. 

There are tons of etsy sellers that have vinyl decals that can turn your appliances into geeky goodness.  Er, so I hear.  Not having an R2D2 Kitchen Aid Mixer or anything.  

In the book Bad Blood, they talk about her voice a lot.  It’s the first thing people remember about her. 

I am just flabbergasted that his kids had to fork over $400K in legal fees for the grandson. This story probably would have never been told (at least in the version we hear) had the Tyler’s parents not helped him with the NDA legal fees.

Sooner or later a bad Theranos lab result would have killed someone, or a lot…

Please. Parker the Puli was robbed in group.

Your joy brings me joy! 

That’s such a lovely photo. Congratulations!