stillvanillasludge
Still Vanillasludge
stillvanillasludge

That’s some bullshit stereotyping there, but hey what do I know, I’m an old white guy.  

It’s a trick question.  There are no cars under $15k.  

The tent would be a lot bigger if you didn’t have to blow a guy to get out of the grays.  Theautopian already has a better comment scheme.   

Anyone else amazed how cheap a title sponsorship goes for at Haas?   Check your sofa for loose change, we may be able to crowd sources a Jalopnik F1 car!

Live fast, die hard and leave a beautiful corpse.   

If this was illegal everywhere Cargurus would be a blank site.   I’m so conditioned to expect this that I thought this was an April Fools article.   

It’s called “credit”.  The economy is being floated by massive consumer debt.  Americans are spending like there is no tomorrow because “they deserve it” after two bummer years.  

Hard to believe a guy in the trades is that out of touch with mechanical requirements. Blaming some random oil change place is a red flag that he’s full of crap and was probably hoping to run the motor dead to get a free replacement

This is a good list.   

Wow. Really?

Not as gross. 

Heil Fitler!

Absolutely.   The Bronco has been no exception to this rule either.   

I’ll buy this baby and troll all my Smart Car buddies by towing an Airstream behind it!

Kids! Go ahead and crunch em, we’ll male more!

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-welcome-return-silver-mercedes-livery/6680163/amp/

So if you actually follow F1 you may have heard Hamilton himself say he was looking forward to going back to silver in 22.   Also, changing the car to silver if your black driver quits is a little too on-the-nose to be real.   

This is a dumb list.  

As a championship tainted by an international crash would be a permanent stain, I believe Verstappen will be extra careful to avoid contact.   It would play havoc with sponsors. 

And we were afraid self driving cars would be boring!  On the contrary, being hyper vigilant and occasionally scared shitless is anything but boring!  Thanks Elon!