Well we know that part of the reason the never offered any hotter version was because of agreements with Toyota. Re-negotiating the contracts at very least could have interesting results. I still think Toyota missed the boat by not calling this thing the Celica after Scion went tits up.

This is the correct answer:

Right? You fuck up a loan from your retirement, they HAMMER your credit for it.

In all honesty, though... Why is it more expensive than the Sondors?

Someone MUST do this with a Miata.

I’d roll that over the one in the article, any day.

I’d make it not take itself seriously like The Lego Movies have.

Dear GM... If you want Cadillac to be competitive, take note of this interior.

$2100 is almost good enough to make for an LS Swap argument. I’m sure there’s a kit somewhere.

They just need to work on the designers making a Camaro you can see out of that’s not as ugly as the BMW Clown Shoe. I’ve been a Camaro fan since I was a kid, but I can’t justify one over a Mustang. The Mustang is the better looking car, no question. You definitely buy a pony car, in part, to be seen. I was in a…

I’m not going to agree or disagree, but like a few others have said... Still better than the Camaro’s new face.

Freevalved hybrid. 

Came here to say this.

Can somebody Photochop a current-gen Escape Ute?

I’m sad that they didn’t use a Voodoo for this car.

Lotus Evora? Nobody?

Maybe does, but it’s a size bigger, and has an LS V8 in it.

The AMG Hammer was an 88 or 89, IIRC.

Exactly this.

You bought an Accord that already had a quarter million miles on it.