A sarcasm detector! Oh that's a real useful invention!

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I have important opinions about the existence of a UK remake of Web Therapy and I-

Oh Savage Love comment section, so many… memories… that happened. I'm just glad I can be here for the end.

Greetings terrified AVCers! It's lovely to see you all again, and I'd just like to inform you that everything is as terrible as you're imagining and the AVC as you know it will imminently cease to exist*. (May not actually be that bad. I dunno, who am I to judge.)

I know they've been promoting Steven's superhuman physical abilities lately, but there was still "oh my God I think Amethyst just killed Steven". Slamming him into the ground from a great height was perhaps a little rough for a friendly duel.

You know, you're really supposed to announce these as 'Sponsored Posts' or something.

Hey, Greg is a responsible and dependable dad who has always been there for his kid. How much more grown up can you get?

Normally I would be annoyed at this Newswire for being pointless recap of a tv show, but I didn't know there was a new Last Week Tonight to watch. Thanks AVC!

*tears and feelings*

Have you guys considered doing a Lovesong feature? I know you probably get a whole bunch of page views from "HOW DARE THIS SOMEWHAT FAMOUS PERSON INSULT A SONG THAT I, PERSONALLY, ENJOY. I'M GOING TO TYPE SUCH AN ANGRY POST ABOUT THIS", but I, personally, would get more enjoyment out of reading why a person of…

Also, did anyone get a good look at the probability matrix in MPOV at the start of the episode? I didn't get a perfect view but it was deemed that John, Shaw, Fusco and the President were all very likely to die and there was another probability thingy of enlisting secondary assets. Foreshadowing!

He should have been back! He said he was going off to do what Finch and Reese do anyway.

Was I the only one who thought "Finally! Resolution to the Logan Pierce storyline!"?

I liked the part where the hot dude with a cape smashed the big green dude with his magic hammer.

What kind of weird fricking movie has a movie poster of a dude shooting a chick? Who puts that on the poster?

Are people really under the impression that superhero movies are serious movies for serious adults?

*applauds the effort*

But that would involve talking to Zack Snyder.

I thought it was. Everything is PG-13 these days, it just means that someone says a curse word at some point or there are 'adult references'.