I was bussing around the tarmac at Frankfurt this past weekend (Lufthansa frantically trying to get me from flight to flight in 15 minutes — made it) and we passed close to an A380. Two adorable 6 year olds travelling with us literally gasped when they saw it. The plane is awe-inspiring.

I think things have gotten better over the last 3 years. When I was a senior, my roommates and I played A LOT of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. We burned through three XBoxs, and it was almost always on. We heard a lot of disgusting talk. Recently, I've been playing a lot of Halo 4, and it's a ghost town.

Direct beaming from the Holodeck, impressive feat ensign.

Either it won't be smelly or it won't be that bad... If it's super smelly, it means that the undead corpses are decomposing. Decomposition means nature is doing the heavy lifting in our fight for mankind's destiny.

You're spot on re: Jane Lynch divorcing not being sad. It's a shame that they didn't work out for sure. But to quote Louis C.K. "no good marriage has ever ended in divorce."

It's always sort of appropriate. Those aren't even Jaime's words for those of you keeping track at home.

So $250k from 0-17, that's $14.7k per year.

$125k for me. If I have a partner, combined we would need to make $225k. If we have children, tack on another $25k per child.

I bought a decent DSLR 5 years ago. That and a nice lens and you don't need anything. Takes great pictures, and anyone with Photoshop skills can take care of the rest. Invest in the $1500 and the 100 hours it takes to get going, and you'll never look back.

Not all of us are syndicated bloggers who do this for a living.

Proudest moment of my Jezebel career is that I've only ever been one of those things. Doesn't explain that I'm having less sex than I would desire.

So underwear vending machines aren't weird?

I thought the attitude around here is sex is whatever in the world you want it to be.

I think I read somewhere that people who swear often are more trustworthy. Fuck that noise.

Ergonomist.

Guy checking in here. If the sheets are dirty, clean them. If not, let it (and yourself, if that's your thing) ride. Don't know, don't care. More generally, the "how would you feel if the roles were reversed" is not a great way to figure out appropriate decisions or reactions across genders.

Is "drop an egg" a Patrice O'Neal tribute?

Great article. Should just be reposted every couple of weeks...

I don't think I've ever seen a Jezebel article without a single comment (does that make me first?). This is truly horrifying.

So I watched a little bit of it this morning, and it's actually really sad. On the one hand, she has a nice looking porn-star body; and James Deen is always a pleasure.* On the other hand, she calls him "boyfriend" and "baby" all the time, which isn't very common in most of the porn I've seen. Obviously this could…