He should run for president and get humiliated in defeat.

Axilrod accomplishes the same thing.

Hopefully every jury in the country would convict someone for killing someone.

I love watching pretty women on the internet arguing.

All Jezebel writers should henceforth be required to read the article about Rape Jokes and check their stories against the criterion for good or bad Rape Jokes.

If you use this or any mechanized weaponry in the snowball fights in my hood (think nice Boston suburbs) you're getting iced.

You keep using that word (homophobic). I do not think it means what you think it means.

Well done.

How is this not just propagating the rumor spreading. You're not being part of the solution...

Fuck you cyber-bullies.

I'm glad Fuck You Week isn't tired by the halfway point.

Am I the only one who doesn't think this was an accident on Anne Hathaway's part? While beloved by many she is, without a doubt, boring. She had that god-awful ex-boyfriend for a while (the criminal) but lately it's just all "making good movies", and "expanding her appeal." I think she planned the snooter shot.

A lot of very intelligent people have trouble with that description of things. If thing X affects people A in any way, than people A have complete control over how thing X is described? What about people B, who are also affected by thing X? What if people A and people B disagree about how to describe thing X?

Absolutely. Good enforcement at all levels would go a long way to stopping sexual assault.

You caught the weird brag too?

And everyone has been hating on trolls lately. #COTD

He does get to have his opinion and air it openly. Same way you do (yours just had way more snark in it).

Well, it was nice to have known you.

You're joking, right? You don't think the overwhelming attitude when it comes to prison rape is "Fuck them, they're getting what they deserve"? I don't want to further fuel this who gets raped more pissing contest because it's people that are getting raped and I'm upset either way. But don't suggest that the reason…

Fuck those mouth-breathers.