You really, really wanted to use the word “decubitus,” didn’t you.

More bullshit than bull. No Dice.

This thing, as it sits, is only good for making the drive look like a poser.

Neutral:

Get
(and I cannot stress this enough)
FUCKED

So it’s a “Lightning bug”?

When u wanted the SSR, but have HHR money...

If any car has looked more like a Croc, I haven’t seen it. ND

Now that you mention it, I can’t unsee that.

Not really. If you look, it’s just a more absurdly stupid car. That’ll do wheelies! So as said basically a death trap, hence no registration for street use needed. But looks a hoot in a parking lot! Hang on boys, I think I’m going to send her over the top!!

Isetta my wallet on fire for this?

This easily.

jet boat sprint racing

You don’t need a smog test to transfer title out of the state - you’d be subject to whatever (if any) testing was required from the new titling state. Sounds like your guy never got OK registration for reasons unknown and likely the plates on the truck didnt belong to it.

What we don’t get to see, nor read any mention of, is the to.

You mean the extended warranty that those assholes call everybody & their dog about? I would have a big smile on my face when they would learn that they have to pay for a rebuild of the engine & its unobtainium parts.

There is a joke there about Big Oil being at fault, but I just can’t find a good way to say it.

But is that for an African or a European Swallow? 

Comfort, room, power, and a budget of $60k? Have I got a deal for you!

I feel like this is the kind of thing where you just need to find the one person who wants this car but I’m concerned that person is also the one selling it.