Don’t mess with the dancer who can sustain an inverted thigh hold on that thing at highway speed.

So basically this crash is PETAS  fault. Makes sense as they are not actually known for caring for animals. 

A classy gal will place roses on your piano; a naughty one will put tulips on your organ.

For the record, I accidentally wrote “Oil Fitler” in my initial draft, and I’m not sure why I changed it given how badly this filter wants to ruin lives.

I need to run to the store immediately and buy a lottery ticket as today is my lucky day. I finally get to share the Jeep video with people who have been asking about the time David Tracy crashed in my garage for almost a year now, and Kinja is actually letting me comment and receive notifications! David is a BOSS for…

Dear David Tracy,

Awesome story Dave! Way to prove us wrong!

I never knew that looking at an image could make me smell old cigarettes.

Love seeing the forlorn little ratchet sitting under that last pic of the Golden Eagle. Some visual poetry there.

My car has a device known as a “Rear Main Seal” that coats the undercarriage with a rust proofing substance while I’m driving.

And here I am with my funniest story which is way tame compared to most. As a kid, my family hit the local short track once or twice a month (Sandusky Speedway FYI) and one of the regulars was a really hairy man who was always shirtless as long as the temps were 70* or higher. His significant other would spend most of…

Cheap price, runs, nice color (usually seems like they are all black, dark gray, or white).  Not something I would buy, but nice price for somebody.

It comes with a matching flightsuit.

Dunno why, but the theme from Airwolf started playing in my head when I saw it fly towards us

Isaw the concept at NAIAS. That went a bit off the rails for production 

Yeah and then tow a fuel tanker behind that for infinite range!

Yeah that was the deal.  It cost more money, but I considered myself flush at the time.  Went for the best on offer.  Worth every penny.

“Here’s both of our new cars.”

Woody Guthr-E.