stillnotatony
Anthony Thornton
stillnotatony

I voted NP. It’s in great condition, and if you love this generation of T-bird, this is probably the one to get.

Eeeeehhhh...

Oh HECK YEAH!!!

It is expected to snow near me. It is time to begin the ritual emptying the stores of eggs, milk, and bread.

I voted NP because I think that it looks like it’s in decent condition with fairly low miles, and it’s priced within negotiating distance.

Paging Mercedes Streeter. Ms Mercedes, your NP may be here.

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ND. What are you getting that would be better than a regular Fox body convertible?

God help me, but I voted NP.

Everyone should drive something HUGE, like the biggest box truck you can rent. Or a really big RV. A bus. A semi, if you could.

This is the car to buy if you are a person whose life’s purpose is to serve as an example of what not to do.

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I had a gold 1996 Buick Roadmaster that my parents gave to me when they got themselves a Cadillac. I loved that car. It was smooth, quiet, and quite a rocketship for its size.

It wants your looooOOOOO-oooooo-OOOOO-oooo-OOOOVE!!!

If you’re looking for a track rat that you can still drive to work occasionally, but don’t want to build your own, this is a NP.

That is an excellent point.

I called it NP with a couple of assumptions. First is that the engine actually runs and is in good shape. A running, supercharged, injected hemi is probably worth at least half his asking price, probably more. The chassis is probably worth a few grand, at least.

That is a LOT of miles, but man, it appears to have aged gracefully. I'm giving it a NP

“Fresh paint"

Well, the ad says $15k, and I think that’s within negotiating distance of NP. I’d haggle over the missing stereo and spare, but I think we could reach an agreement.