Exactly. Groovalicious on the outside. Squaresville on the inside.

Ten bucks says there's a wampa inside that car wash...

The corollary to this is people who frive the wrong way down a one way aisle and expect you to squeeze over and let them by.

Fifteen grand for this malaise era barge? Not no way, not no how. ND from me.

I was a kid during the gas crunch of the 70's. My Dad worked for the city, so he had a truck provided. Mom stayed st home, so she needed a car, but not that often.

If those are the OG shoes on this cat, shouldn't they be "tyres"?

We have a winner!!

Once again, all together now, “rare does not automatically equal valuable”.

No AC is bad enough, but no HEAT?!?

Not no way, not no how.

I was car shopping a few years ago, and I found something that I liked.

I tried to do the "I'm not interested" thing to my FB page, but I ended up with non-stop boner pill ads for, like, two weeks.

That thing has to have the structural integrity of overcooked pasta. And I don’t mean something like ziti! More like angel hair, y’know?

It’s ugly. It’s broken. It’s in Hawaii.

How do I even decide NPOND? What means of transport do I compare it to? A pair of those chainsaw engine powered roller skates? A warthog with a saddle that you motivate via a car battery attached to its nipples?

Man, that seems a little high, but considering he's open to negotiating, I call it within range of NP.

Neutral: I can see why Ferrari made them take the badge off. Woof...

So if I’m from a state that doesn’t require smog testing, is there anything I need to do to get a car that won’t pass smog in California titled in my state (Oklahoma)?

Way back in the late 80's, my dad bought one of these from a local diesel mechanic who had swapped in a 4 cylinder Isuzu turbo diesel. The transplant required a body lift to get the hood to close, but it would run up to 70mph and get over 20mpg.

That Subaru Sambar is just a leeeettle too close to me. Gonna have to exert some self control this weekend.