Hry, Mercedes, on behalf of those kids who just skated through life and never really had a bad time, I’d just like to apologize for being generally unsensitive and not appreciating the kids around me who had REAL issues.

WOO-HOO!!! $3.50/ gallon here in Tulsa, OK!

I’ve never driven in NYC, but the thing I noticed while visiting was honking your horn means something different there.

Aside from the usual maintenance stuff, the first work I remember doing on a car was some pretty janky rust repair on the 1971 Triumph GT6+ that my dad bought my older sister to drive. Eventually, when I got my license, we were supposed to share it, so I got to pick the color when we painted it. It went from orange to…

Pontiac G6 GT. Not the most thrilling car to drive, but the folding hardtop makes for a great 4 seasons ride with a decent back seat.

35 years ago, the state of Texas gave me my license, and the test was a breeze.

I was shocked to learn you can still get windshields for those, and they're a surprisingly reasonable $1480 installed!

Not no way, not no how.

I think the only hope for driving it from Europe to Michigan would require two very tall ramps and a very long running start...

I rode with a guy who couldn’t maintain a set speed, but refused to use cruise control. He’d speed up to about 3mph over the limit, then slow down to 3 under. It was constant slow motion whiplash.

When I was in high school, my dad bought a 76 T-bird for my mom to drive. Two-tone yellow and gold with a cream leather interior. It was pimp-tastic. With a big block under that miles long hood and ice cold AC, it was a primo ride for my senior prom.

Wait...

Not all heroes wear capes.

Conline is on the right track here. When learning, it’s WAAAAY easier to learn in something that isn’t high revving. Something with some torque so you can practically let the clutch out without even touching the gas. Plus, truck transmissions and clutches tend to be a lot tougher.

Are you SURE this wasn't an episode of Reno 911?

Everyone - EVERYONE - starts somewhere.

100% NP.

Fare fake fakety fake.

Benter taste is debatable.

Samesies. Nice Price for somebody, but that somebody ain't me.