I think we all have a nostalgic weakness for Sonic and his beloved catchphrase.

+2 Ricky Hendersons

Alternatively, you could go to your local farmer’s market and chat up the farmers. You’ll be supporting local family farms and buying in season. Win win!

You would have to sustain a lumbar spinal injury in order to have responsive upper limbs and paralyzed lower limbs.

Asshat, it looks like a grievous thoracic or lumbar spinal injury. It’s not leading with the head that causes that sort of injury. I’m married to a former pro athlete who suffered that type of injury 9 years ago and is fortunately up and around. Take your fucking concern trolling and clearly uninformed cheap shots…

Honestly I was so pissed after he called him a “dumb motherfucker” that I didn’t even notice the steeler fan part.

Really dude? Really? This is your takeaway?

Guys on each team taken off the field for head injuries, one guy potentially paralyzed, countless flags on penalties the average viewer can’t see, more commercials than football...

Wow, seven times is even rarer than a perfect game. Very cool. No doubt about it- the NFL should cash out and buy up the NHL.

Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

From what I can gather it’s either a) there were no death threats and he made them up to distract everyone from how bad his team is, or b) there were death threats and he didn’t respond properly (say, by notifying law enforcement that people’s lives might be in danger).

How do death threats enable them to fire him with cause?

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Good on the second place finisher. Bad on whoever made this dumb rule.

Really leaning into this Dennis Miller thing huh?

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

Blow me. I’ve been a moron long, long before Friday. When you were but a twinkle in your daddy’s eye, I was doing moronic things.

You totally stole that from Friday Night Lights Season 3. I know Coach Taylor when I hear it.

To be fair to Russ, he wasn’t on the train and was public about it. This is from January, after the inauguration.