DISRE2PECT

If you are going to fire somebody have the balls to do it yourself.

I wonder what his gift basket budget is for all this?

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

All a ploy to get a play in against Syria so we can claim a W in the Middle East for once.

USMNT Lose 1-1

I urge you to head over to PFT

I think you are confused

Not only is this disgusting, Trump may have set off a genuine Constitutional crisis.

Ball State: We Chode Them Who’s Boss!

proving once again that no one on Reddit has had an original thought ever

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

Goddamnit

Dad get off the computer Mom needs.

He got it from his mom, Ilene Bolt.

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

It’s pretty easy to defend the first point by conceding that Nadal is the god of clay and is simply immortal on that surface, and that Federer has a winning record against him on every other surface, and the head-to-head is skewed because Federer was good enough on his least favorite surface to make it to all those…

I’m kind of hoping he excels at baseball so I can laugh at the fact he wasted most of his athletic prime trying to play professional football.

Good for him. That’s all I’ve got. Everybody deserves a good day every once in a while.

That’s what he means by sacrificing money.