“got a nose job cause you were snorting too much cocaine and you burnt your nose out.”

The majority of Americans disagree. I just read on Alternet recently that Reagan finished his last year with a 47% approval rating. Obama is finishing his in the mid-50's, which is staggerignly high in this polarized country of ours. He’s grown the economy after the disastrous Bush wrecked it. He’s done more for…

Jezebel is a pretty radical site. And totally bodacious too.

I heard my friend’s husband use “feminazi” recently so I hate him. Does that count?

The Watcher reads Gawker. I mean, well, he doesn’t read it so much as gawks at it.

A former co-worker tried to claim that Jezebel was “a radical feminist blog” and I laughed in his face super hard.

Is there where I get to complain about how *after* I quit my job at Bank of America, I found out I was blocked from a promotion because, despite my boss, his boss, and several peers recommending me enthusiastically, the boss above them had an uncomfortable boner for me and said my attire was inappropriate?

OH MY GOD SAME!! I call it being “accidentally cute”

Whenever I see or read someone shaming Beyonce for her personal choices.

Second.

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

Now that she mentions being Bond... I could totally see Idris striding out of the ocean in a speedo...

Yep, a mainstream spotlight was on him and I wish he had chosen a charity that works on LGBTQ issues. It’s not like America’s police forces are hard up for money, and how many dogs get injured in the line of duty? It just sounds like a charity made up for Kimmy Schmidt.

Someone needs to get Darrel Hammond as Sean Connery on real Celebrity Jeopardy!, then convince Actual Sean Connery to appear on the same episode. Without telling him about Hammond ahead of time.

The third contestant can be some unrelated guy whose name also just happens to be Sean Connery.

JF: I’ll take Quotable Quotes for $1,000, Alex.
AT: “The sleek warm neatness of her turds.”
JF: What is, Terrible Sex Scenes by Jonathan Franzen?
AT: <nods, leaves building, jumps off bridge>

When I was a teenager, my mom used to try to get me to sign up for Teen jeopardy. I never did. I was convinced I’d end up forgetting everything I know and looking like an idiot.

Have to share the newest version.

Monday evening’s episode featured Chuck Todd, S.E. Cupp, and Jonathan Franzen.