Aw thanks :)

Yeah, sorry. No. French fries are sacrosanct. The Potato Gods are displeased.

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

Aw, I thought McAvoy and Duff were going to go the distance.

Agreed! Many small town theatre kids (such as myself) have to go through their ALW phase before they find out about Sondheim

“I’m only going to tell you this one time. Stay away from my man or I will shoot you with my boob bra. You will see Fireworks. But while I’m down here is that cherry chap stick?”

“insiders whisper that it could have been cooked up by Sharon...to drum up more interest in Ozzy’s Black Sabbath tour,”

We knew we were ordering from our local Chinese delivery place too much when they showed up to our new apartment and they a) remarked that we had moved and b) said that our cat had gotten fatter.

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

And yet eating all that Dominoes over the years turned out to be the thing that saved his life? Life really is crazy sometimes...

Well done, staff of Dominos. Just goes to show ya, there are actually a lot of decent people in the world, even if it might seem otherwise sometimes.

BUT TELL ME THIS!!!???
If Steve is not being externally persecuted, then how do you explain all of the problems that he is having with his job and his inability to find a girlfriend? It isn’t like it is Steve’s fault! There is a concerted conspiracy against Steve and it is everyone who seems different than him that is…

I can’t stop looking at Taylor’s mouth. What on god’s green earth is going on in there????? Bad Photoshop? Weird lighting. I’ve already spent more $ on my stupid teeth than I paid for my car (out-of-pocket BOTH). This woman could probably buy an entire body transplant, but is like a Del Toro Cronos or Mimic type…

Is Jezebel an extreme right wing site now? Fidel is admired in most of the world.

Seriously! Have you been to Cuba Madeline? Lived there? Know any Cubans? You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, and as an actual Cuban the only thing that offends me about this photo is the lighting

Kept Cubans in misery? How many Cubans do you know? Do you think all cubans have that opinion of Castro? How much do you think the US embargo against Cuba had to do with misery? How much of that was really castro’s fault, and how much was the fault of the US who funded supervised an invasion of cuba? How much do you…

When it comes to our celebrity heroes, no one is too good for that, sadly.

Maybe Bridget Moynahan? She recently married a ‘businessman’.