What about the woman in the background taking a shit on the steps?

Ted Cruz is DEFINITELY not the zodiac killer. He wasn’t even on this planet yet. So can we stop this ridiculousness! Everyone knows getting here from Gorrhruop takes at least a thousand years. And like once he got here he was so busy murdering neighborhood dogs and drinking the blood of ten thousand squirrels that he…

People are fucking weird. This was HILARIOUS. And all the more so by how many complete cringe worthy moments there were, of all these media people being entirely unable to laugh at them selves. Did you guys see Blitzer’s face?? If eyes could kill, Larry would be dead. Dead, I tell ya.

OK but Bigfoot is real tho.

To be specific, she sampled Isaac Hayes’s rendition of Burt Bacharach’s “Walk on By”. She used the same sample that Hooverphonic used for “2 Wicky” some almost 20 years ago. THE LAYERS.

Am I the only one who thinks Rita’s “J” necklace is actually a lower-case “r”, displayed backwards? I could need more caffeine, but it looks that way to me.

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

On my side of the pond ‘fanny’ means vagina so I was REALLY curious about that dress for a few seconds..

I would also be in the middle of a personal emergency if every Beyonce fan IN THIS UNIVERSE and a few others were being super fucking insane. Holy shit.

Remember, this money comes out of taxpayers’ pockets. And the cop who drove up and immediately shot a twelve-year-old playing with a toy gun in a public park, gave him no emergency care after shooting him, and had his sister thrown into the police car to watch her brother bleed out on the ground after she ran towards…

My husband and I were watching Jaws last night and it occurred to me that it was nice when everyone in a movie didn’t have to be beautiful. We figure if they made that movie today, Viggo Mortensen would play Quint.

Beat me to it ;)

Hell hath no fury like the uninvolved.

You have a panic attack when you look in the mirror and don’t recognize the reflection, then pray to a god you may or may not believe in while trying to call a therapist to tell them your hallucinating?

I would like to announce I had no idea there are shirts for dogs who are afeared of lightening.

I am ready for the Beckhams to become our supreme overlords. It’s time. Down with the Kardashian-Jenners.

So wise and precocious a youth.

That header pic is breaking my heart. I miss Blake-free Gwen and her natural teeth.

Women need to learn to speak up but at the same time, men need to learn how to back the fuck off. (Every one of those situations happened to me multiple times).

Yup. Even nowadays when it’s a little more clear, I still had a 30 year old friend tell me she wasn’t sure if a guy raped her because she didn’t fight back when he ignored her no. I was like, so you said no and he put it in you anyway? Yea, rape honey.