This is absolutely heartbreaking. Thank you for sharing. My thoughts are with you.

I like to fill a tank with sharks disguised as dolphins so I can fool them into thinking they’re going to have a therapeutic swim. Then they feel both the pain of betrayal and the pain of shark teeth ripping through their bodies.

I have been in trouble for my work wear. As a teacher, I think it’s important not to show your underwear or your cleavage and I feel I have that covered (sorry for the pun), but on two occasions now I have been told my dress is too short - once by the director of the school who hadn’t even seen me that day (someone…

Yeah and Jay hasn’t got the best history with elevators himself

“smarmy little Tommy Carcetti face”

I love this!

Oh yeah, I’d forgotten about that.

http://heavy.com/entertainment/… this helped me

Oh I had to google her. I’m British so my knowledge of New York businessmen is not great.

That would be AMAZING!

I follow Nicki Minaj on Instagram and generally have some liking and respect for her, but I was really disappointed that she’d done a shoot with Richardson.

Jake Gyllenhaal was the actor that came to my mind too. No ideas about the other folks though.

I work in a school and the word “bullying” is used by parents all the time, because it is guaranteed to get a response. We have to be very careful when we are dealing with the issues to clarify what bullying is and whether the term is appropriate in each situation.

I thought I recognised those strings! Thanks!

I thought it was like half his dick thereby a quarter of his meat once you take into account his balls?

Why are women so bad at parking?

Happy International Women’s Day!

Yeah, ever since I posted the comment I’ve been terrified Judge Brown is gonna appear and tell me I’m wrong wrong wrong!

‘which even Jezebel distanced itself from’

James Blunt on Twitter is a thing of joy. He is totally self aware, knows what his name rhymes with and sends himself up often. He also takes on twitter users with style and charm. I hated him until he won at Twitter.