Or it could leave an ugly mark on their underwear.

They bloody well better be.

The ads will be approved. Period.

For some reason, this reminds me of a time I had to schedule an abortion appointment *literally* for a friend (who was terrified and alone), and when I uttered it on the phone, “oh it’s not for me, it’s a friend...” I realized how ridiculous I sounded. So I was just like, “yeah, it’s me guys.”

And Jessica Jones!

Moriarty’s Marvin Gaye Cassette tape buying Plan B was the single most awkward and embarrassing thing I have ever seen. Like, dudes. It’s fine. Stop being so fucking weird about it. Mistakes happen, we buy it, we move on. You don’t have to act like we are giving a baby up for adoption.

Stop me if I’m wrong, but this is basically Adele singing about how she broke a guy’s heart, left town, and then decided to start calling him all the damn time even though she knows he’s moved on.

As a guy. If i’m not making you cum. Fucking tell me. If I need to do X to make you cum. Fucking tell me. If it takes you hour of oral beforehand to make you cum. Fucking tell me. If I want you to get off, you’ll instantly start getting whatever it is you need to get off, because I don’t want to be cut off.

Starred for her honesty. It won’t happen every time even if she wants it to.

Guy sounds like the very first boyfriend I had sex with. You having an orgasm on his command is just another ego boost for him. It gratifies him and only him, make no mistake. It sounds like he cares for your pleasure only as it relates to his.

Shame, but best of luck to you.

The pressure DOES NOT HELP. It’s not a contest!

You’re creepy as fuck and type like you have a mouthful of marbles.

I was briefly very excited that you had commented on my post. It was a very, very brief highlight of my day.

I’m a woman, born a woman, and I don’t want to be taken care of - I want to be an equal partner. I want to be a badass who takes responsibility for myself, can get shit done, and does it. I don’t need to be coddled or told what should be important in my life (i.e. virginity).

Am I doing feminism wrong to suggest that maybe wanting to have some kind of emotional bond before sexing wasn’t JUST the patriarchy delighting in keeping us unsatisfied...

I just recently dated an Indian guy for a few weeks who was surprised that I wasn't orgasming left and right. I told him ahead of time that for me to orgasm would take more foreplay and a longer relationship but that the sex was fun. He told me that in India women always easily orgasmed and I almost suffocated myself…

It’s so overrated. You think, “Woo hoo, somebody wants me! This is thrilling!” Then halfway through the deed, you’re just all cold and bored and asking yourself “what’s even my motivation to be in bed with this rando?”

Amen. Also, I am someone who has to be super duper comfortable with someone to even get remotely close to orgasming, and being with someone who knows that and accepts that and loves trying to get me there but doesn’t feel disappointed or insecure when I don’t...it’s literally the best.