He’s most definitely a short term guy, but I think I need to toughen up and be honest

Yeah, it’s never gonna be a fulfilling relationship, but I probably owe it to his next lay to make it clear that it’s not working out like he thinks it is

Yes, I know I have to address the issue honestly. Someone’s gotta tell him, right? Might as well be me. And I’m not invested enough in the situation to care if he disappears as a result.

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argh ungray me please - I need the help of the Jezzies

Just gonna throw this out there cos it’s a situation that I’m dealing with at the moment. What do we do with the guy that is very focused on getting a girl off, but thinks that it magically happens if he gives an instruction like ‘cum for me’ or ‘let go; give it to me’? The sex takes ages and it’s good, it feels nice,…

I concur. This is not what I came here for!

This is the worst news. It shows such disrespect for her life.

Who’s this Dale guy Pitbull mentions in his text?

So succinctly put. I’m not sure I would have been able to respond with such intelligence and clarity to such stupid questioning.

Isn’t this an episode of Community? I seem to remember that it did not end well...

I saw the trailer for this last night and my friend said ‘’What’s the bad thing that’s gonna happen at the end of this movie?” and I replied that the only bad thing I could think of would be if it ended up being a romance. I’m so pleased it’s not that!

Thanks for introducing me to a whole new world of brilliance. I’d never heard of Drunk Histories before :)

If you drink loads of Curacao Blue orange flavoured liquor, it makes your poo green - fact.

It was $1000 until he offered her an extra 1500 to try again in the morning

Thanks for sharing. I had that creeping realisation as I read that there are nights I’ve spent that share feelings and similarities with what you’ve shared. That feeling of having to do this. Of insisting I was in control. It’s a difficult subject to face, but the more we talk about it, the better.

Thanks. It is always being mulled over in some part of my mind at all times!

Ahhh the joys of colposcopies - they had to put me under general anaesthetic the first time round. The nurse kept saying: ‘’you need to relax, you’re not making it easy for the doctor’’ I genuinely wasn’t tensing every single muscle in my body on purpose...

Shan’t

It’s like a less fun version of Jenna Marbles’ drunk make up tutorial