My name isn't fuckin Warren

This has been running thru my head all day; glad to have found this excuse to share it

Snap - I knew ON THE DAY. In fact I knew earlier than that but everyone just assumed I knew what I was doing just cos I tend to look like I have my shit together. They have since realised that I do now and are all much better at checkin whether things are actually alright with me...

We can just add endless Empire Records gif here now, can't we? Has anyone got one of Lucas saying that he's guided by a force much greater than luck please?

Sounds like you had a nightmare time. Just wanted to emphasise the final point you made there:

You're absolutely right. You can't just take someone out of an abusive relationship no matter how much that might seem like the obvious course of action. Just got to keep trying, keep supporting and not walk away no matter how many time she seemingly willingly walks back into it.

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Yesssss. I'm gonna be in Puerto Rico in three weeks time. Using this video as style inspiration for my holiday wardrobe :)

It sounds like a movie project straight out of Entourage

Thank you

No. I realised around 4pm that I had made a terrible mistake. Stuck it out for a year and a half more then got the hell out. It was a great party though and I still have a wonderful friendship with my (ex) step-daughter.

Okay, so my wedding was full of issues. We did the right thing and invited my step daughter's mum along so she could see her daughter being a bridesmaid but we weren't expecting the (uninvited) grandparents to skulk about in the shrubbery behind the venue peering in through the window to catch a glimpse of her coming…

Yeah I love this. Thanks for reminding me this clip exists :)

Yeah I love it - I think he's hilarious!

If this was outside a British hotel, I'd suspect it was propaganda to persuade folks to support the badger cull they've pushed through.

I once worked at a riverside cafe and there was one particular goose who would try to beg food from the customers. I would ask them not to feed it and give it strict marching orders and as it walked away it would elicit sympathy from said customers by faking a limp. No joke. It did not have a limp, but it would put…

Can I do an expat one for El Salvador?

You're an angel - thanks so much!

Can you give me the link to your website? I'm teaching Angela Carter's The Bloody Chamber in a British School in Central America and our access to text books etc is limited at best. I really need some decent material on the macabre content of the original fairy tales to give these poor kids some context!

Yeah totally. We were family friendly in the daytime and adult only in the night time. It was a very busy, trendy and city centre bar. If you're serving alcohol your licence can restrict you from having kids in sometimes but ours was just because it became a very child unfriendly environment at night.