Ripping on Johnny Football is something I’ve loved to do the last few years. That said, as someone who has finally come to grips with my own alcohol dependency, part of me feels bad for the guy. Realizing that you’ve let your drinking take such a strong hold on your life is a pretty heavy thing.
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Not being able to make the right choice because of an addiction that overrides basic common sense is the disease, isn’t it?
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Johnny, there’s no longer a stigma attached to being an alcoholic as long as you admit that you have a problem and honestly try to seek help.
The only reason Chip Kelly wants to shake his hand is to get a picture like this:
“Listen man, Chip can’t shake s**t.”
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This much is certain - no one will truly win.
You overestimate how much Mike Pettine wants this job.
My secret, darkest fantasy is that the Browns signed Terrelle Pryor as a wide receiver so they can run 50% of their plays out of Wild Cat. I would trade family members to watch that happen.
It will still manage to be better than the last two Monday Night Football games. I’m just hoping that the Browns lose again in the final minute/play so we can get more sadness. Maybe an update to that Adele video from last week.
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He's the wrong style of runner for Chip's offense. He's a stinkbug in the corn pudding.
Count me among the NFL fans in general. After they beat the Raiders last season, -or maybe 2013, I don’t remember (granted, anybody could beat the Raiders then), when Foles threw 7 TD passes I thought man this team is gonna be a lotta fun to watch. Nobody throws 4 TD passes anymore, let alone 7.
I traded Murray for Megatron in a dynasty league at the end of last season. I’m pretty sure we both lost.
“Frustrated with Kelly’s offense? So am I.”
We might finally get our dream of a 6-10 playoff team!