I still can’t believe ZZ Top hasn’t played a Superbowl yet. They should next time Dallas gets one.

I’ll always get a terribly sick feeling in my stomach when I remember how much cooler Bruno Mars’ performance was than RHCP faking it. What a sad day.

At least it’s kosher.

Naturally, you will roll your eyes and groan and make masturbatory hand gestures and tweet something dismissive about white/British people

I love how just because both teams are 10-1 you automatically assume they’re going to the Super Bowl. Way to go out on a limb, Deadspin!

And that will be the perfect cap on Carolina’s undefeated 18 - 1 season.

These massacres are so frequent now that the public is nearly jaded. What we largely don’t realize is how these events impact the surviviors.

I had my grandfather and one of my best friends murdered in two different instances 14 years ago.

Only Coldplay song I enjoy is Viva La Vida, and it’s not even their version I like best. That honor goes to Puddles the Sad Clown. And he’d be infinitely more entertaining to watch.

Well, a helping hand is a helping hand, no matter how many fingers are attached to it.

Yeah, enough from you

No snark. This sucks.

Insert one randomly-exploding confetti-bomb ball into the game. Accuse other team of Ballghazi-level chicanery when it goes off.

You’re talking to the wrong locals then. I just started attending here and I can tell it’s a gigantic boondoggle and people hate its guts.

Here I sit, at CSU, going “Goddammit he’s not wrong.”

I need this. The world needs this. This is what dreams are made of.

What’s more baffling to me than building a stadium that will take 40+ years for a positive ROI is the fact that Mike Bobo and AD Joe Parker are currently getting interviews at power 5 schools.

Sweet barking cheese, that’s beautiful. I’m all in.

What I want is for there to be some college that only uses gadget plays and weird schemes. All the time. It would be a historically terrible program, so it’s all upside (I’m looking at you, Colorado State). Then you get some guru to go nuts. Never punt. Go with insane formations. Randomly pull plays out of a hat. One…