As opposed to Cowboy Nation, who choke themselves.

Pictured: Texan In Rare Attempt To Grapple With Reality

Doctors are way more lax about this shit than moms are.

People here in Chicago have had field turf lawns for years. Not big lawns, but little ones in front and back in the city. Looks freaky good in February.

The revised treatment model for treating severe depression:

Extra credit for the Cleveland accent. (Clipping the short a’s and intermittently sobbing.)

God: “This is, in fact, happening.”

But if he does well in garbage time, he might sucker someone in à la A.J. Feely or Matt Flynn. You’re right though, the longer he plays, the more the opposing secondary locks-in on him.

This punishment compounds the problem. It clearly implicates that some games are less deserving of quality officiating. In a season where practically every team is still “in it,” and in a country where gambling and fantasy have driven soaring NFL popularity, I’m surprised they would expect working a game featuring…

It’s known as “The Vatican Plan.”

Seems par for the NFL. Attempt to hide your issues from the public as much as possible in hopes that nobody notices.

Yeah but where fewer people can see it.

So demotion just means no prime time? So, really, because they proved incompetent in their job, the punishment is really for a different pair of teams to have to play around bad officiating?

The Texans? Christ. Just when you think their quarterback situation couldn’t get any worse.

+1 “that’ll show him”

If they don’t start Manziel they can trade him to the Cowboys for draft picks. Jerruh will think he’s getting the quarterback of the future and the Browns can use those draft picks to get their quarterback of 3 games next season.

If Mike Pettine does hate Manziel with every fiber of his being, the best thing he could do is play him.