Based on her entry, I want Jessica to be my friend.  That last paragraph alone was hysterical.

and with the other, Robert Kraft.

Well, hey guys, it’s not like he’s been taking public money to house his team for years and years and years.

the next season of The Walking Dead looks amazing...

Am I the only one who thinks it’s pretty shitty she was crying instead of allowing her husband to enjoy his victory? The Colts had just won a super bowl a few years before, it’s not like this was their one shot before the window closed...

my wife doesn’t cry, she gets angry. When Pacquiao got robbed against Bradley she was on the ranting about it on phone with her relatives back in the Philippines all night.

Deep cut.

1) Maybe I haven’t noticed this in other entries but there were a lot of female fans writing in about this one.

So a swamp Krampus?

He was only a shitty person if you think genocide is bad.

Guess how many piles of literal human shit I passed on my way into work this morning. 

We’re one more star-crossed playoff exit away from being the louder, drunker version of the Buffalo Bills.

Saints fan: “I desperately need a cutting bon mot, as sharp as Ahab’s harpoon, to pierce the NFL’s thick hide. Something that will surely last through the ages as THE ultimate insult.”

Mark my words: If there isn’t a “Saints got robbed!” chant at the first Home Game, I’ll Bayou a steak dinner.

Considering how shitty of a person he was, I’d say complaining about Andrew Jackson should be allowed in perpetuity. 

Jason:

Just when the last y’at from White Flightsville finally, FINALLY stopped bitching about Bountygate...

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

Ryan Grigson should have been running an Evansville Applebee’s into the ground rather than a generational quarterback talent.