Sounds like you’re just jealous you didn’t get to smooch Bob Kraft too.

You tell him!

It looks to me that they may have rubbed noses? Which, to be honest, is even more weird.

Clearly Brady sees Kraft as his father-figure. 

Super Bowl XOXO

Correct; the Cowboys, Pats, and 49ers all had 5 franchise wins and the Steelers had 6 prior to today.

The game ended less than 30 minutes ago and I’ve already forgotten who won. I’ve googled it here so everyone can click on the link. https://www.google.com/search?q=who+won+super+bowl+53&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS778US778&oq=who+won+super+bowl+53&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.4209j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 

Hello darkness my old friend

I might remember it for how awful it was?

The defense has been solid for both sides, but the Rams offense has been shit all around. 

I’m honestly enjoying the excellent punting in this game. No joke. 

I mean, something has to happen eventually, right? We’re not in some sort of endless purgatory, are we?

Fuck it. I'm turning off the game and turning on my Xbox.

Idk the long snapper is out there tearing it up right now. Don’t sleep. 

At least the memes are pretty good

Hekker for MVP. Or Allen. It’s close.

Maroon 5 came on afterward. I don’t see the upward trajectory here.

Thought this article was about the halftime show. 

Yeah, you might want to read past the headline.