Can’t beat that. 

Here is a cover that I like. Sort of heartening. 

Am I the only one that sees it as a positive? Did I misunderstand?

Now I’m crying. Those last two lines are killer. Thanks. 

Why stop at Mexico City? Santiago, Chile! Buenos Aires, Argentina! Montevido, Uruguay!!! Random Field, Falkland Islands!

You right. 

Nope. Will not forget it. Going to be hostile about that for the rest of my life. 

Tommy now has as many rings as the Steelers franchise.

I’m off to throw up and beat my head against the wall. 

Pepperidge Farm is creeping me out. Pepperidge Farm is implying it’s a blackmailer and has the goods on all of us. Fuck off, Pepperidge Farm!!!

Hubs tells me he heard Cameron Jordan telling a story of his draft day on the radio today. Cameron says he was relaxing during the fourth round when the Browns called to tell him they were about to draft him.

Yes. Hot oil all the way. 

Jim Tomsula already knew that. 

So, in Siberia they build for these temps because they happen every winter, right? 

Oooh, thank you, I need them this morning (and feel better already)! Back to you three fold!

This isn’t just about cute pets. Good God. 

No, but can we please pass it anyway? Can we do something right, just this once? Why don’t we already have a federal law that makes it illegal to crush, burn, impale or sexually abuse an animal? How can this not already be a law? 

The thing I love most about Fairfield is that it’s in Iowa. That never fails to tickle me. I’ve been to Fairfield a number of times but the Maharishi center is pretty expensive so I haven’t been there yet. They sure do float that town, though. 

You have a very good user name. 

She’s a Prada bag with a gun in it (stollen from Jon Lovett). Sometimes I allow myself to fantasize about space aliens whisking T and P away and Nancy taking over.