Unfair to turtles. Free the turtles!!!

He won’t be able to, because Dems will controll the House and Senate. Belive it. See it. Work towards it.

You can achieve the same effect without help by running full tilt into a brick or stone wall. Or, if you don’t have one of those, jumping off the roof onto the driveway. That’s what I do.

Best. Headline. Ever.

I’m sorry to hear that, Seattle. I don’t question your decision not to work for the Trump administration, but it grieves me to hear that the VA will be denied your excellent leadership. I beg you to reconsider.

Brilliant!!!!

So good!!!! Still laughing!

they don’t have one.

It sounds like petty shit, but the petty shit reveals who a person is. This petty shit is completely consistent with the big shit. It’s metaphorically perfect.

Sometimes the realization that I’m rooting for the FBI makes me so dizzy I have to sit down for a moment.

ha!! that made me laugh!

she’s so calm! I’d be bouncing all over the place standing next to that guy.

oh, and I guess I have this, one of my favorites from Hurray for the Riff Raff. It might be related.

However, I do have Allen Toussaint with St. James Infirmary as an unrelated contribution.

The last male Northern White Rhino died a couple of weeks ago.

Well, that’s my point, Ray. Ultimately you can’t suck up to complete fucking idiots because they are complete fucking idiots. I mean, if they are people who just disagree then that’s one thing, perhaps we should take their point of view into account if it makes some objective sense. But if they are complete fucking…

probably just don’t buy anything advertised on the Tennis Channel.

please find out and report back.

Anyone that could stay away from the Democratic party after what we’ve witnessed in this country from Trump and his thug squad in the Republican party for the last 13 months is a complete fucking idiot.

It’s not a shtick.