Fellow bipolar Jezzies, advice?

Two givens- Never set your drink down, never let a guy give you a drink. Go to frat parties with a group, and have a designated lesbian (who will save you from creeps who are trying to talk to you and are not taking a hint) to save anyone from the advances of drunk douchebags.

Yeah, that was never a good time. It's like you grow boobs early and everyone turns against you. Maybe that (and from years of working as a stripper being told I should get boob jobs...) is why I hate my boobs so much...

I started puberty at 10. Lost my virginity at 13.

I began puberty at 10. I HATED having boobs before everyone else. The boys would always tease me and make comments. Nobody ever said anything about my acne. Boobs on the other hand...

I was the same way. I started puberty at 10. I hated having boobs before everyone else, and of course all the elementary-aged boys pointed them out and would make comments.

I'm 32 and mine does that as well. It's usually kind of light, but once a month, I hate going out in public.

Thanks. I get to go to bed with Christopher Walken every night.

I like all the hard lines. I like curves on my women, but not on cars. It just makes the cars look, as you said, like blobs. Not many new cars have stood out to me lately because of their design.

Agreed that the Celica is charming. I like charm. The Integra is nice, but it just doesn't do it for me.

My ex had a Mark VII. I really liked that car (until it got folded in half and the jaws of life ripped off the roof). I'd love to see them make something as beautiful as the vintage Continentals, too. I don't know, I'm just not into the newer designs of most cars. I don't think they are as aesthetically pleasing as…

People are such assholes.

The car that makes my panties super moist. Alas, I will never get one. I don't even have $8.47 to my name. I'll just have to stick to masturbating to photos of it. *Le sigh*.

Good, I'm not the only one.

Dove. Mint & dark chocolate swirl candies. I think I just peed myself from excitement.

Mmmmm.... Christopher Walken. I named my body pillow after him so I can keep telling myself that I cuddle with Christopher Walken every night.

Agreed. She SHOULD be in everything.

Thank you very much. I think the believing part is a huge problem for me, as I have a difficult time believing anything a male has to say.

That is awesome! Glad to hear that it went well and was an awesome experience!

Glad I could help.