There’s some delicious, spicy irony in killing a site for sticking to sports and then having to pull sports content from a non-sports site.

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

I JUST WANT COOKIES.

I felt the same, and I’m an orthodox Jew.

And yet here you are, within 500 feet of it.  

As a Cards/Blues fan who hates Trump with the power of a thousand suns and had to live through the double-kick to the dick of 45 welcoming my favorite band of Canadians while my baseball team shit itself in his backyard, I will send a hearty “go fuck yourself” your way, Hemmerling. 

Those of us not currently residing in Jefferson County took both events as a swift kick in the gonads.

It was almost a relief knowing that after St. Louis fans had themselves a nice day watching their favorite hockey team visit their favorite president ever, that they received a nice, swift kick to the gonads in the form of the Cardinal’s being swept, to bring them back to reality. 

So THAATS what they were talking about when they said “the league is all about the Long balls nowadays.”

Why is Kyle Long naked in the background of that locker room too? 

As a lifelong Pittsburgher (it’s 32 years, so not super long), I’ve never enjoyed and know few people who enjoy this beer. Most of our stereotypes and put-downs are correct — horrible accent, fries on unsuitable foods, infrastructure on par with Kabul, supporting a twice-accused rapist while laughing at a former WR…

It’s a damn shame the name of this trick play is not “Holy Pitt!”

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

The only solution to this is to move up to draft a kicker in the 1st round