He’s traumatizing the angels now.

Dusted, glued, and turned into the frames.

C’mon, E.R.: TNG!

OJ will never rest until the cancer that got Norm is cured.

This thread is fraught with familiarity, Dubby!

Yes.

We’ve all loved Natalie Morales since her role as Wendy Watson on The Middleman, right?

And please, if you have a menu down when an appetizer being dropped, please move it out of the way. It’s not a placemat!

This past New Year’s Eve, we were absolutely slammed. I was in the weeds, over my head. At one point, I was pouring water into a customer’s glass, looked up and saw another four-top being seated. To my left, a tray of food had just been brought out for a different table in my section. I turned to grab menus, and…

I see we’re falling into the familiar internet pattern of picking out key phrases and calling each other names rather than actually having discourse. I apologize for my half of the foolishness.

No, you are being purposely obtuse and focusing only on what you (and I) believe should be, instead of also taking into account what actually is. This job can be a major pain in the ass, sure, but it can also be very rewarding on an emotional level that I have not encountered in other workplaces. I’m not stuck behind…

Fit only for horses, you say? Perhaps it is also a remedy for Covid, if only Trump-hating scientists would look into it*!

Nope. But you can tell a lot by the way they treat you while you’re waiting on them. The old hands here can look at a table being seated and tell you within a few dollars what they’re going to spend, and how much they’re going to tip. It’s pretty uncanny. And when someone pays using a credit card that weighs more than…

I am aware of the dichotomy, and am, like so many, trapped in the middle. If someone who is aware of the economics and policies chooses to come into a restaurant, engages the services of those within to do things that they are completely capable of doing for themselves in their own home (assuming the staff gives good…

I’m pretty new to the waiting tables game; started late ‘18. I have learned that although there are definitely stereotypes, and sometimes they are absolutely true, the best course of action is to give the best service possible and to maintain a positive attitude. Several of the older guys will grumble when certain…

Studebaker/Avanti. And of course, Tucker.

What’s “What’s up, jerks!” in Russian?

I would say it blatantly busted Bond’s bollocks.

Frankly, I thought it was going to be Nate, who is indeed becoming increasingly worrisome.